| Site Last Updated: 29/08/2008 |
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Welcome to the Official Jades Pool Team Website launched in January 2004. The Jades have been around (in different incarnations) since 1996 and compete in the Stone and District Pool League. Feast your eyes why don't you on the explicit reportage displayed below, latest events listed first for your convenience. |
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| 29.8.08 Site Updates League Table Page updated with latest results. Stats page updated. |
| 28.8.08 Results – Spacemen 2 Bonnie Gem 5 |
| 28.8.08 Site Updates League Table Page updated with latest results. League event diary updated to reflect changes in League Meeting dates. Stats page updated. |
| 19.8.08 Site Updates League Table Page updated with latest results |
| Special Match
Report: It's Curtains For The Eagle! (14.8.08) Once more our intrepid combatants moseyed on over to the public house in tumbleweed land that is the Eagle in Eccleshall to indulge in a battle of the baize. The Jades are renown throughout the land for their impressive record at this particular venue and tonight (Thursday)  proved to be no different as they sashayed to a 4-3 victory, a scoreline that was somewhat flattering to their opponents.It must be said at this juncture that, as ever, much joviality and tomfoolery was experienced between both teams. However the evening was marred with an act of idiocy and immaturity that is surely to bring the pool world to its knees! “It was incredible, I’ve never seen anything like it!”, cried Angus Levenstein, who had become distracted from memorising hi It was fortunate that this distractory tactic didn’t affect the outcome of the match as ‘Ros Jade’ ripped the curtains from the wall in one defiant swoop together with rail, tie-backs, fixings, raw plugs andchunks of masonry, raising her arms to the heavens and bellowing to the Gods above. It was all the Jades needed to regroup and just ten minutes later they emerged from the fray victorious. Let there be light!!!! |
| 14.8.08 Results – Spacemen 5 Lamberrettas 2 Lambourne Lions 2 Space A 5 Talbot 2 Pockets 5 Eagle 3 Jades 4 Bonnie Gem Lions 2 Lambourne 5 Moddershall 4 Bonnie Gem 3 Red Lion 0 SF Redlion 7 (just for league purposes only) Plume 3 Vine’Un 4 |
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5.8.08 Site Updates League Table Page updated with latest results |
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31.7.08 Results – Space A 6 Moddershall 1 Talbot 7 Red Lion 0 Jades 3 Vine'Un 4 Lamberettas 3 Lambourne Lions 4 Lambourne 5 Spacemen 2 Pockets 5 Plume 2 SF Red Lion 0 Bonnie Gem Lions 7 Bonnie Gem 5 Eagle 2 |
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31.7.08 Site Updates Jades Team Stats Page updated with 31.7.08 results |
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25.7.08 Site Updates League Table Page updated with latest results |
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24.7.08 Results – Spacemen 7 SF Red Lion 0 Lambourne Lions 3 Lambourne 4 Eagle 2 Space A 5 Bonnie Gem Lions 4 Talbot 3 Moddershall 7 Lamberettas 0 Vine’Un 2 Bonnie Gem 5 Red Lion 0 Pockets 7 Plume 5 Jades 2 |
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24.7.08 Site Updates Jades Team Stats Page updated with 24.7.08 results |
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20.7.08
Doubles Merits Results – Through to the Doubles Merits Finals night on Thursday 20th November 2008 are - C.ROWLEY & N.ROWLEY S.DOOLAN & M.HYATT G.BEARDMORE & A.CONNOR S.CARTER & A.MEIR |
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17.7.08 Singles Merits Results – Going through to the Quarter Finals in the Singles Merits are – M.MASSEY J.TOPP A.PINKSTONE P.OZANNE J.FARRINGTON D.MOUNTFORD K.DOUTHWAITE P.LOUGHHEAD The next round is on Sunday 17th August, 2008 |
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10.7.08 Site Updates INDIVIDUALS WINS (8 BALL CLEARANCES) PAGE UPDATED |
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10.7.08 Results – Space A 6 The Vine 'Un 1 Talbot 6 Spacemen 1 Lamberettas 3 Eagle 4 Moddershall 1 Lambourne 6 Pockets 4 Bonnie Gem Lions 3 Lambourne Lions 7 SF Red Lion 0 Bonnie Gem 5 Jades 2 Red Lion 0 Plume 7 |
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Special Match
Report: Bonnie Gem
Polish Off The Jades (10.7.08) “I was making my way home from a Gemmology conference at the International Gemological Institute in Stockholm”, said eminent Gemmologist Friedrich Von Diamondstein, “When I happened upon the jewel in the crown of pubs, the Bonnie Gem.  I quickly set down my microscopes, refractometers and
dichroscopes in order to witness with my own eyes an unfolding pearler
being performed right here on my doorstep.”“A game of pool is not entirely dissimilar to my business of examining precious trinkets," observed the excitable distinguished don. “Striking one ball against another in order to cause it to take a specific desired path is just like the bending of light waves as they pass from a medium having one refractive index to a medium, or region within a medium, having a different refractive index. Quite simply amazing!” “Having said that, the start was dull, with the Jades going 2-0 down but things started to sparkle after Ros, who’s reportedly on an 18 carat roll at the moment, pulled it back to 2-1. But at the Gem those rough diamonds were not to be undervalued as they went on to polish off the next three games with displays of brilliance. At the end Razorman and Bruiser tried to take the shine of the Gem’s precious achievement and won the last game but it was too late as the Gem walked away with a 5-2 victory.” |
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9.7.08 Site Updates SINGLES MERITS AND DOUBLES MERITS PAGES UPDATED INDIVIDUALS WINS (8 BALL CLEARANCES) PAGE UPDATED |
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2.7.08 League Announcements RED LION TEAMS OUT - both of the teams from the Red Lion are out with immediate effect. All future results for teams with fixtures against either the Red Lion or S F Red Lion teams will be counted as 7-0.BONNIE GEM RE-OPENS - as of 5.7.08 the Bonnie Gem is open for business as usual. JADES TEAM STAYS AT JADE ROOMS - The Jades Pool Team will not be re-locating venue to the Lamb as previously announced as the Jade Rooms is no longer closing and has continued business under new management. |
s list of New Jersey Transit Bus Routes by the theatrics evolving before him. “I was researching the East Rutherford route from 5th Avenue / 26th Street to Willowbrook Mall when one of the opposing team members violently drew the curtains, muttering something or other about a spirit outside waving its arms around. Or something. Who Knows. Then the room was plunged into darkness. Then the Jadesunleashed hell!” he continued.